Oregon

If One's Fire and One's Ice, I'm Like Lukewarm Water

Submitted By: The Mountain Trolls

The Quest: Recuperating With The Ice Man

The Challenge: Hot Spring Snowman!

Find snow (we've got plenty here on Mt. Hood!). Take that snow to a genuine Oregon hot spring. Build a snowman and take well-deserved soak. Pictures with snowman are mandatory. Half credit for just finding the snow and building the snowman. The mountain trolls would be happy to quest with you, should you accept this challenge!

Tristan's Note: I'm kind of skeptical about this winter activity in the summer time, but ok! If it means we get to soak in a hot spring then we are in! Also I think this one will actually be relatively complicated Wombat, its got a time sensitive element to it so lot's of xp?

Challenge Accepted!

 

Wombat's Ruling: This sounds tricky and potentially grueling. 800 exp, 9 hours charity. (Wow, 9 hours!) Have fun storming the castle!

Update 7/8/2018: Well this was it folks, our most difficult and complex quest to date, and also undeniably one of the most fun! Thank you for the massive xp value rating on this one Wombat, it was deserved.

Ok so here we go! We visited The Mountain Trolls in their Oregon based cave way back at the start of July. It was not actually a cave, but an absolutely gorgeous home set in forests and directly situated along the Pacific Crest Trail. Also since they are going to be pictured in the photos I should probably reveal that the Trolls aren't actually trolls, and if they are they are very good looking ones. They are two fantastic people called Eric and Liz who did a damn fine job of hosting us for many days and allowing me to win at table tennis...

The first part of our quest was to drive up to the Timberline Lodge, which a lot of you will recognize as the hotel from 'The Shining'. It's such a cool place, constructed on an epic scale out of local timber back in the 30's as part of the CCC work program.

Anyway, it was an elevation gain of roughly 5000ft in 30 minutes along winding mountain roads, so by the time we got out of the truck Zora and I were both suffering from altitude sickness. It passed for me relatively quickly but Z had to do the rest of this leg whilst looking quite green. She's a trooper.

After checking out the architecture and having a drink of water we set off to hike up to the snow line. This is the oldest ski resort in North America, and the only one to have snow sports year round. 

The views on the way up were incredible! You can see a vast swathe of the state from all the way up there. Plus there were beautiful wild flowers and some pretty hardy bugs buzzing away, making the most of the beautiful weather we were lucky enough to have.

We stopped briefly before reaching our goal to appreciate the novelty of being able to make snow angels in July. It was bizarre and wonderful!

Our target was the last gondola station on the way up, where the snow line was, and where we could get some nicer powder, rather than the glacier ice that was still present further down. We packed our cooler with as much as it would hold, took a couple of victory selfies, and gratefully started to head back down.

There was a vague idea that we would take the snow to Bagby Hot Springs on the same day, but that seemed like entirely too much effort. We had done a 2.5 mile hike with 1000 ft of elevation gain already, and we were tuckered out. So instead we retreated to the cave and put our snow into the freezer.

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The next day we headed South about 2 hours to the trail head of the hot springs. The countryside in this area is gorgeous. Lot's of steep, wooded valleys with shallow clear rivers burbling along in the sunshine. It was nice to have Eric do all the driving, it gave us both time to look out the window and appreciate the environment without worrying. 

The hot springs were a mile and a half down a beautiful trail, which was only spoiled by the fact that someone had covered loads of the trees in bloody glitter! It was probably some adorable child trying to attract fairies but Zora was not happy! (Zora edit: Nope. Let's be honest here, it was most likely a lot of people old enough to know better. Shameful.) Fortunately we were there to relax, and it's hard to dwell on anything when there are baths full of lovely hot mineral water ready for you to jump in. It was not the easiest hike in since we were carrying a cooler full of ice containing the smaller cooler full of snow, but we all took turns schlepping the load and we made it!

So here it is, the quest fulfilled, a snowman, next to hot springs, in July! He lasted long enough for us to bequeath him to the next group of soakers, who arrived as we were leaving. They were very tickled.

This was a brilliant quest, and a wonderful way to see so much of Oregon. Thank you both!

 

Wombat's Judgement: Wow, really hard work! This may be the most involved quest so far, and probably the best writeup. Therefore, in recognition of Zora's travails, and the quality writeup, I'm awarding 200 bonus exp, for a total 1,000 exp, 9 hours charity. Congratulations!

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Doing the Truckle Shuffle

Submitted by: Nicole

The Quest: Marching in the footsteps of giants

The Challenge: Goonies adventure!

Find the location of the Fratelli's hideout/restaurant from "The Goonies" and take the 100 steps to it together like the kids in the film did. (hint: the building no longer exists).
Ecola State Park, Cannon Beach, OR
http://oregonstateparks.org/index.cfm?do=parkPage.dsp_parkPage&parkId=136

Tristan's Note: This will be a fun one! I'm always up for finding film locations!

Challenge Accepted!

Wombat's Ruling: Okay, you two are on the honor code. If you look up the location online and just go there, this is worth 300 exp, 2 hours charity (1-4 hrs, Easy "Sweat Factor"). If you actually figure out where it is yourselves, 600 exp, 4 hours charity (<1 day, Moderate "Sweat Factor"). 

Update: 8/7/2018: It is to our deep regret that we have to inform eveyone that we missed this challenge. We were in Portland for the sour beer quest, and just didn't have time to make it out to the coast. We were looking forward to this one. We will just have to come back, or have another quester take it on.

 
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All things sour are not spoiled

Submitted by: Bromogida

The Quest: Braving The Bitter Brew

The Challenge: Drink sour beer!

To be specific, drink sour beer in Portland, OR at Cascade Brewery... changed our lives! If you have no clue, don't worry, the staff will make excellent recommendations to try. Most of their beers you can't get anywhere but in their brewery, so enjoy!

Tristan's Note: Luckily neither of us have ever had a sour beer that we liked, so this will legitimately be a challenge. Mind you if anyone out there wants to challenge us to drink more beer we could do that too. Great quest, we will provide photographic evidence once the challenge is complete!

Challenge Accepted!!!

 

Wombat's Ruling: Like all marsupials, I adore sour beer, and I think that getting drunk at a high-end brewery barely counts as a challenge. You must try at least a few different sour beers (I don't know what size they come in, so let's say 3 to start with - I don't want to be the cause of alcohol poisoning), and then take pictures of your faces as you drink them AND write brief descriptions of each so we know which ones are the best. This is 300 exp, 2 hours charity (< 1 hr, and I'm being generous by giving this a Moderate "Sweat Factor"). 

Update 8/1/18:

We went, we saw, we tasted... And I have to say we weren't wild about any of it. Tristan and I just aren't sour beer folks. On the upside you get to enjoy our tasting faces!

There was also an exciting development, we had our first guest quester! Everyone welcome Eric! He'll be getting his own character on the website soon. This too can be your fate if you accept any of the quests (either with us or without us!)!

So after looking at the pretty extensive menu (see photo for descriptions), we selected three samples of Cascade's finest. 

1. Midnight Bramble -Tristan

2. Peche Fume 2016 -Eric

3. Vanilla Bourbon Peach -Zora

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Ok, first round, drinking our own picks. Note the trepidation on my face.

Ok, a bit of a shock to the system the first sip of sour beer. Maybe it gets better?

Bottoms up! Round 2:

Oof. Maybe not. Third times a charm?

Oooh, that's a no. Looks like you're having a hard time swallowing there, Tris. 

Sooooo yeahhhhh.... No real winners there, but here are our conclusions: While we aren't 100% sure our waitress gave me the vanilla peach and Eric the Peche to start with, whatever they were were both pretty bad. However, my pick, the vanilla bourbon peach, was basically bile. No better way to put that unfortunately. You can track its progression down the line by whomever looks the most ill. The Peche was only mildly less toxic. 

Tristan's however, wasn't all that bad. Since it was red and very raspberry flavored, the sourness made more sense. In a small dose like that, we'd even venture to say it was good...ish. We agreed it would have made a better cider minus the sour. 

We'll keep on believing people who tell us that there are good sour beers out there, but we definitely aren't converts yet. Thanks for the quest Bromogida, it certainly was a challenge!

 

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Wombat's Judgement: That's too bad, wombats think sour beers are fantastic... oh well. Zora's face in the first picture seems to say it all. Full points!